Royal's Funeral, April 1, 2011 / The funeral series

Submitted by William on Fri, 04/01/2011 - 8:14pm

I hope Royal wasn't playing an April Fools' joke on us. But we had a funeral for him because he wasn't. It was a toilet funeral. We flushed him down the toilet and I sent him a kiss in heaven. All of us sent him a kiss into the toilet. Eliana was really sad that he died. Eliana thought, "Maybe a storm trooper killed him." I think he was too old and then he died. He was 3, 2 or 2 1/2. I got him when I turned 4 and he died on April Fools Day. I might bury his fish rocks. And I wanted to keep him in a jar. And I holded him for a little bit to see if he would flop around, but he didn't. So he was really dead. The end.

The new blog in the funeral series that we haven't made yet is Hero's funeral. So far we have Royal's Funeral, A Sad Farewell (Belle's funeral), and Bye Bye Tasia (Tasia's funeral). A Sad Farewell is about Belle dying and us burying her and marking it with a cross that says, "I hope my dog is safe in heaven. Signed, William." Bye Bye Tasia is about me saying "bye bye" to Tasia, our cat, and my dad taking him to the vet. See you next time to see the next funeral in the funeral series, Hero's funeral.

jennie_lanz

Sat, 04/02/2011 - 7:52am

I hope a storm trooper didn't kill Royal. You'll have much bigger problems on your hands if that's the case! Sorry to hear about your fish, William.